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Monday, October 31, 2016

TMI Tuesday - Sometimes the world is crazy

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1. What makes you cry?
Imagining a world that is similar to the plot of the movie Footloose where rather than dancing being banned, it is any sexual activity that is forbidden. I'm sure you will agree that is a sad, sad thought.

2. The world is ending (or you are on death row), what would be your last meal?
Steak frites followed by anal

3. You must join a gang/crew, of the choices below, which gang would you join and why?
~~a. Rue Bella and the Annie Depressants – a crew of drag queens~~
~~b. Aryan Brotherhood of white supremacist~~
~~c. Secret Society of The Order of Chaeronea – fostering an understanding and acceptance of gay community and lifestyle~~
d. Free Hugs club – monthly membership requirement of hugging 10 strangers a month
~~e. Quidditch Club – Mandatory game every Sunday. (Not a Harry Potter fan, read this for more info~~ ).
D without a doubt. Everyone needs a human touch and a hug is a very warm form of it.

Re the other options:
A - Interesting, but it may be a bit high octane for me on a constant basis and I'm sure that there would be many moments of 'draaaaameeeeer' that I wouldn't really want in my life

B - Anyone who selects this one for TMI should be banned from the internet......and any future form of human contact in the real world

C - I like this one and would incorporate it into my Free Hugs Club

D - No way, never got into Harry Potter and really just don't care

4. Who makes the best leader of a country–your mom or dad? Why?
My Dad because he knows what he is doing

5. If you could abolish one piece of modern technology, what would it be and why?
The Apple Lightning charger. This piece of bullshit cable has a lifespan of about 6.5 minutes from walking away from the checkout. The shit Apple pulled by putting a chip in the cable so that non licenced cables wouldn't work or charge their very good, but premium priced products is an outrage and in case you doubt that I am alone in this thought, check out what buyers reviews are on the Apple Store site itself!!!

Would you check into a hotel that had a Tripadvisor rating like this????

Bonus: Will you (or have you) celebrate Halloween this year? What did you do?
Who the fuck cares???? I'm too charged up about those fuckin' lightning cables...It's bullshit.....BULLSHIT I TELL YA!!!!

Saturday, October 29, 2016

Sinful Sunday - Double Cock

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YSL was away on business in a hotel

He had a huge wall mirror in his room

He sent me this in the morning

I went to bed in the afternoon and masturbated to it

Monday, October 24, 2016

TMI Tuesday - How is it going?

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How’s it going–you know,
your relationship?

1. How did you realize an important relationship (romantic, friendship, business) was over? What was the pivotal moment or statement?
When I found myself thoroughly enjoying multiple unfamilar cocks on a regular basis

2. Relationship strategy–do you have one? Share.
a. Find someone I like
b. Find out if they like me
c. Find out if they can hold a good conversation
d. Find out if they can match me for sex drive
e. Find out if they are up for group sex (and if so, not being difficult afterwards)
f. Get them to keep fucking me

3. Name two things you appreciate about your current relationship. Why are these things significant? (If not currently in a relationship, feel free to refer to your best relationship)

a. I have someone who is interested in me and cares about me
b. His cock is always ready for me

4. In your relationship, do you compromise:
a. a little
~~b. never – I usually get my way~~
~~c. too much, it helps keep the peace~~
We are very much alike and think in very similar ways so there aren't any cross words. I certainly wouldn't answer b or c as there always has to be flexibility to accomodate the other person and to ensure that we have a positive relationship

5. If you went to couple’s therapy, which of these are you most likely to have a need to discuss:
~~a. My significant other feels more like a roommate.~~
b. Sex is uncomfortable.
c. My partner doesn’t know what I like in bed.
d. “Forget sex! We barely touch.”
None!!! We very compatible, especially sexually

Bonus: Below is a list of extreme sports. You must pick one sport to try. Why would you do that sport?
1. skydiving
2. volcano diving
3. zip-lining through a jungle
~~4. bungee jumping~~
The zip wire sounds the most fun and the one where I would feel most in control, plus there'll be lots of good jungley things to see too!!